Music Menu

If music were a menu:

British Invasion: Tea, cakes, and meat pie.

Motown:Something processed, like a McDonald’s happy meal.

Soul: Home-cooked meal and dessert at a Mom & Pop restaurant.

Psychedelic Rock: Some exotic food you eat with your hands…followed by sex and drugs.

Progressive Rock: A fancy seven course meal with multiple spoons, knives, and forks, combined with intellectual discussions on religion, government, society, etc...

Punk: Meat and potatoes tinfoil dinner over a hobo fire.

Hardcore: Food found in a dumpster.

Death Metal: Rotting prison food with maggots.

Grunge:Your parents forgot to feed you and so you didn’t eat.

Other suggestions/genres?
Cr: Prof. Martinez